Messages on Black Ops

I approach playing Black Ops a bit different to how I play other multiplayer. In all other games, I’m out to have a fun time and I would prefer if everyone has a fun time rather than just the winning team. Losing a closely fought match can be as fun as winning one at times. In Call of Duty, I assume everyone else in the game is deserving of as much mercy as your average genocidal dictator.

This of course means using grenade launchers, rockets and as many arsehole combos of things I can cook up and using them with as much skill as I can apply (turns out quite a bit in Black Ops). As a result, while committing these atrocities with my friend Simmy, we get a lot of messages. Some are your basic “Fuck you” thing but occasionally we get some hilarious ones (“noob tubing gimp” was a recent one).

Personally, I take them as compliments. I have done well enough that they have taken some time to write a message and insult me. I’ve made them rage hard enough to take personal offence and they want me to know about it.

I’ve also sent replies to some (often provoking them and making them angrier) and the replies back can be just as funny. Today was such an occasion and the reply back prompted me to write this.

I was playing on Grid and scored five kills in two grenade launcher rounds (God bless domination for that) and scored a bunch more throughout the match. What follows is the messages from a guy and my reply.

Him:”noob tube much?”

Me: “Yes. Lots”

Him: “haha. ace reply. all is forgiven”

I don’t regret using the old pro pipe to deliver 40mm packages of joy to him but I do feel a bit of a dick now. Shame he had to be on the other team really.

(Also, I gave up on 30 days of music. Been too concerned with other things lately. Once I get a desktop up and running I might be posting more but until then it’ll be once a blue moon posting)

30 Days of music 16-20

I decided instead of doing half the list in one go, I’d throw them up in chunks of five. There won’t be any embeds on this, just links and why I’ve picked what I have. Also, it’s still Sunday in yankland so technically I made my deadline of today.

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Back in Business

Been a long time since I did anything here. I can’t remember the exact reason why I stopped but I imagine it was a combination of my laziness along with something mildly important and the fact I went computerless for a month or two.

In the space of about a month, I went from a barely working computer to four sets of computer bits where because one important bit wasn’t working in each chip/board combo I had no computer at all. It’s only because a kind friend lent me a (rather shitty) laptop that I even have something now.

As such, several things will be going up probably today (sunday for me) and I will be attempting to post at least once or twice a week from here on out. Here’s hoping I don’t end up with more dead tech

On project names

I hate naming new projects. I usually get distracted for hours finding one so I can refer to my project with a name rather than for example “the game framework I built to replace the crap one I was forced to use while at university” (That got named TMFW which stands for Totally Metal FrameWork). Because of this I just spent about an hour of my time creating a giant list of names that I can use at a later date.

It involved some random generators, a little bit of my own thought and occasionally me throwing things at a chart of names. It has however saved me a bunch of time at a later date. Now all I have to do when it comes to a name is look at the list and go “That one”.

Also, I can’t wait to start work on some of these even given that I only have names and my project names rarely, if ever, relate to the final product. Seriously, Bleeding Fist had better be one of the greatest things I have ever created or I’ll be super sad.

Day 15 of 30 Days of Music

A song that describes you

Never Say Die by Black Sabbath is a song that describes me pretty well. People who know me know just how much patience I have and how stubborn I can be. Not to say I don’t give up but I rarely let go of something entirely unless it is necessary for my health or in the best interests of people I care about.

I also really love this song. It is one of my favourite Black Sabbath songs

Late to the party: 24

Today I watched the final episode in season 8 of 24. Yes, I know I am more than a little late but I only started watching 24 about a year and a half ago and it became a coping mechanism for my occasional meltdowns so I didn’t watch it very often. If I know I’m heading for a meltdown, I’ll retreat into my room and watch 24. Usually, I manage an entire season and it calms me down or I calm down half way through and finish the season off anyway.

I’m considering just starting up again from season 1 next time I start on the way to a meltdown because I identify so much with some of Jack’s beliefs it helps stick me back in the right frame of mind to pull myself out of a funk. Also, watching 24 gives me the most crazy but awesome game ideas and I love designing games based on these ideas.

As for the end itself, it was fantastic. The whole end section of season 8 had me not moving from my bed until it was done. I cannot imagine what it was like watching it week to week but I know I could have only barely managed it same as I barely managed it with Supernatural towards the end of the last season. The idea of a film sounds pretty cool and it’ll be interesting to see how it plays out

Day 14 of 30 Days of Music

A song that no one would expect you to love

What with all the metal and other rock based stuff, people rarely expect me to love electronic music as much as I do. Long ago before I even got into heavy rock, I enjoyed quite a bit of dance. As years went by and I got into rock and metal, I never lost my love for well made electronic music.

Phantom by Justice is one of my favourite songs from that side of my music tastes. I really enjoy this whole album and this song is great to listen to in almost any occasion. The way it leads into Phantom Pt II is great as well. If you like Daft Punk at all, give these guys a go.

The release page of my first game →

I’ve already released two previous versions of this game but this is it. Version 1.0. It’s taken me a fair number of hours of work, some frustrating days of learning and in some cases relearning how to make games and an acceptance that it’s a shit game but it’s done.

If there are any issues (I’ve managed to break the previous releases a few times by accident) than feel free to get hold of me. The source code is also available for those willing to see how ham fisted I do things some times. Time to go cross something off of my list of life goals before I start planning on how to recode it on XNA without it becoming a buggy mess

Day 13 of 30 Days of Music

A song that is a guilty pleasure

I don’t consider songs guilty pleasures. If I like something I like it and don’t care what others think. The best I can do though, is Death To All But Metal by Steel Panther. The song is pure cheesy filth and so great because of it. I supposed I do feel a bit guilty for liking something so cheesy but when it’s this awesome, I couldn’t care less.

Day 12 of 30 Days of music

A song by a band you hate

Normally, I’m pretty forgiving with music and I can accept most of what people listen to even if it is trashy crap. I find it hard to actually dislike a band because as I’ve said before, if I don’t like something, I ignore it. There are a few exceptions though. One is Glamour of the Kill.

I have never heard much of their music, but I know I don’t like it. My main reason for hate though is this retardedly bad cover of one of my favourite Iron Maiden songs, 2 Minutes to Midnight. There are some equally bad covers on that album (some amazingly fucking great ones too) but this one is a bit of a stand out in terribleness. Maiden should never, ever be turned into whiney, emo shit. Ever.